Weird Things Customers Say in Bookstores by Jennifer Campbell

Author:Jennifer Campbell [CAMPBELL, JEN]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: HUM000000; HUM015000; HUM019000;
ISBN: 9781468312409
Publisher: The Overlook Press
Published: 2012-09-13T04:00:00+00:00

Customer (via email): Please, I would like to know if this book has any mildew smell. If not, I will order it as soon as possible. I have one copy but I don’t like the smell. Thank you.

Customer: I called earlier about Slaughterhouse Five for my class?

Bookseller: Yes. I have a copy here for you.

Customer: Okay, thanks. What’s your return policy?

Bookseller: … Why?

Customer: Because I only need it for, like, a week.

Lillian Clark

The Second Story, Laramie, WY

Customer (poking her head round the door, glancing at our 18 × 18 foot bookstore):

Do you have a café in here?

Bookseller: No, I’m afraid we don’t.

Customer: Oh, I was looking for a bookstore with a café.

Bookseller: If you want a cup of tea, there’s a café four doors down.

Customer: Could I take some books there with me to look through and browse? And then bring them back?

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